Jun
7th
Sun
7th
Lessons from this weekend are four-fold:
1. Remember to always check and ensure that slutty underwear is not exposed while climbing onto pieces of art on display. Especially when others start to catcall.
2. Do not make jokes with biblical allusions to fraternity boys. They will not understand.
3. White lighters are evil and will only bring you bad luck.
4. When witnessing a burglary attempt outside of Stuft Pizza, do not keep walking.
